i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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