is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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