I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
