Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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