why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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