so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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