Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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