direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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