i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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