yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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