ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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