New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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