You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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