ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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