you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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