If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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