This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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