It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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