They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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