just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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