He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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