There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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