is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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