I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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