Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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