Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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