i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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