I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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