We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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