we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
