it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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