I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
