Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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