things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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