oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
smell my finger.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
