at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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