Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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