Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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