i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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