Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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