Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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