I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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