hell yes lets make some ravioli
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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