So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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