I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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