On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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