I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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