he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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