And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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