Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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