im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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