if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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