dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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