Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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